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Oracles & Advice

Ancient wisdom. Modern nonsense. Zero accountability.

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Ancient wisdom delivered entirely in emoji. Surprisingly insightful if you squint.

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Outsource your decision-making to a plastic ball filled with blue liquid. More reliable than your instincts.

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