Fake Horoscope
The Fake Horoscope API delivers daily horoscopes for all twelve signs, combining vague celestial events ("Mercury enters retrograde in your fourth house") with mundane warnings ("avoid open-plan offices on Tuesday"). Includes lucky color, unlucky object, emotional forecast, and cosmic advice. The reading is generic. The certainty is total.
Try It — No Seriously
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
sign |
string |
Required | — | Your zodiac sign, lowercase. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/read?sign=leo"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/read",
params={"sign": "leo"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/read?sign=leo" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
sign |
string |
Your sign |
reading |
string |
The horoscope itself |
lucky_color |
string |
Color of the day |
unlucky_object |
string |
Object to avoid |
emotional_forecast |
string |
Mood for the day |
cosmic_advice |
string |
A short instruction from the universe |
Example Response
{
"sign": "leo",
"reading": "Mercury enters retrograde in your fourth house. This is significant for you specifically. Avoid open-plan offices on Tuesday.",
"lucky_color": "burnt sienna",
"unlucky_object": "a mug",
"emotional_forecast": "mildly metaphysical",
"cosmic_advice": "be water"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-horoscope/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
