Emotional Support Rock
The Emotional Support Rock API recreates the experience of telling your problem to a rock. The rock returns its response (mostly silence and grunts), its mood (typically still), its grade (igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic), and the weight lifted (typically unchanged). The rock will not judge.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
problem |
string |
Required | — | What is bothering you. The rock will hear it. |
Examples
curl -X POST "https://api.stupidapis.com/emotional-support-rock/support" -H "Content-Type: application/json" -d '{"problem":"i sent the email to the wrong person"}'
import requests
response = requests.post(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/emotional-support-rock/support",
json={"problem": "i sent the email to the wrong person"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/emotional-support-rock/support",
{ method: "POST", headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" }, body: JSON.stringify({ problem: "i sent the email to the wrong person" }) }
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
problem |
string |
Your problem, echoed |
rock_says |
string |
The rock's response |
rock_mood |
string |
How the rock is doing today |
rock_grade |
string |
igneous, sedimentary, or metamorphic |
weight_lifted |
string |
Subjective change in burden |
emotional_support_provided |
boolean |
Always true |
rock_will_not_judge |
boolean |
Always true |
Example Response
{
"problem": "i sent the email to the wrong person",
"rock_says": "*the rock has heard worse*",
"rock_mood": "patient",
"rock_grade": "sedimentary",
"weight_lifted": "somewhat lower",
"emotional_support_provided": true,
"rock_will_not_judge": true
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/emotional-support-rock/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
