What Am I Doing With My Life
The What Am I Doing With My Life API returns one answer per call. The answer is vague but cutting. Confidence is always 100%. Includes a second opinion (from a friend, your mother, your future self), a small recommendation ("one walk", "a glass of water"), and whether a follow-up is required. The closer of the daily-drop run.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/ask"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/ask")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/ask");
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
question |
string |
Always: "What am I doing with my life?" |
answer |
string |
The answer |
confidence |
string |
Always 100% |
second_opinion |
string |
How someone else would answer |
small_recommendation |
string |
Something small to do |
follow_up_required |
boolean |
Whether to come back |
Example Response
{
"question": "What am I doing with my life?",
"answer": "Approximately what you set out to do, in a slightly worse way.",
"confidence": "100%",
"second_opinion": "a friend who has not seen you in a while would say: doing fine, considering",
"small_recommendation": "one walk",
"follow_up_required": false
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.