What Am I Doing With My Life

🔮 Oracles & Advice 🌭 Mild 1,015 calls

The What Am I Doing With My Life API returns one answer per call. The answer is vague but cutting. Confidence is always 100%. Includes a second opinion (from a friend, your mother, your future self), a small recommendation ("one walk", "a glass of water"), and whether a follow-up is required. The closer of the daily-drop run.

Try It — No Seriously

What Am I Doing With My Life.exe
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Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/ask"
import requests

response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/ask")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/ask");
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field Type Description
question string Always: "What am I doing with my life?"
answer string The answer
confidence string Always 100%
second_opinion string How someone else would answer
small_recommendation string Something small to do
follow_up_required boolean Whether to come back

Example Response

{
  "question": "What am I doing with my life?",
  "answer": "Approximately what you set out to do, in a slightly worse way.",
  "confidence": "100%",
  "second_opinion": "a friend who has not seen you in a while would say: doing fine, considering",
  "small_recommendation": "one walk",
  "follow_up_required": false
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidapis.com/what-am-i-doing-with-my-life/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp

Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.

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