Zodiac But Worse
The Zodiac But Worse API replaces your real zodiac sign with a new one. Signs include "The Disappointed Raccoon," "The Forgotten Tab," "The Unwashed Mug," and "The Buffering Wheel." Each comes with traits, an element, and an unfortunate alignment. The assignment is deterministic — same birthday, same sign.
Try It — No Seriously
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
birthday |
string |
Required | — | Birthday in any format. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/zodiac-but-worse/assign?birthday=1989-03-14"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/zodiac-but-worse/assign",
params={"birthday": "1989-03-14"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/zodiac-but-worse/assign?birthday=1989-03-14" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
birthday |
string |
Echoed back |
new_sign |
string |
Your new, worse sign |
symbol |
string |
Emoji symbol |
element |
string |
Element of the sign |
traits |
string[] |
Three personality traits |
unfortunate_alignment |
string |
Compatibility note |
retired_sign |
string |
The previous (real) sign |
Example Response
{
"birthday": "1989-03-14",
"new_sign": "The Forgotten Tab",
"symbol": "🗂️",
"element": "memory",
"traits": [
"lingering",
"unread",
"still cued up"
],
"unfortunate_alignment": "compatible with the Unwashed Mug",
"retired_sign": "unverified — please bring your own"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/zodiac-but-worse/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
