Villain Monologue
The Villain Monologue API delivers one dramatic speech per call. Four styles available: campy (playful menace), gothic (atmospheric and grave), corporate-ceo (the layoff is the speech), and whispered (quiet menace). Includes entrance and exit cues, runtime, and an audience warning.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
style |
string |
Optional | campy |
Monologue style. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/villain-monologue/deliver?style=corporate-ceo"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/villain-monologue/deliver",
params={"style": "corporate-ceo"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/villain-monologue/deliver?style=corporate-ceo" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
monologue |
string |
The speech |
style |
string |
Style used |
entrance |
string |
Stage direction in |
exit |
string |
Stage direction out |
estimated_runtime_seconds |
number |
Runtime |
audience_warning |
string |
Warning to the audience |
Example Response
{
"monologue": "Effective Q3, your role has been eliminated by the Plan. The Plan has been with us all along.",
"style": "corporate-ceo",
"entrance": "a chair turns slowly",
"exit": "fade to black",
"estimated_runtime_seconds": 42,
"audience_warning": "do not interrupt — there is more"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/villain-monologue/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
