Conspiracy Theory Generator
The Conspiracy Theory Generator operates in three modes: Connect (link any two seemingly unrelated things), Investigate (generate three contradictory theories about any event), and Complete (escalate a casual observation into a full tinfoil theory). All theories are presented with suspicious confidence levels, questionable evidence, and sources that do not exist. The theories intentionally contradict each other. This is considered a feature.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
mode |
string |
Required | — | Theory mode: connect two things, investigate an event, or complete an observation. |
thing_one |
string |
Optional | — | First thing to connect (connect mode). |
thing_two |
string |
Optional | — | Second thing to connect (connect mode). |
event |
string |
Optional | — | Event to investigate (investigate mode). |
prompt |
string |
Optional | — | Your observation to escalate (complete mode). Start with 'I have noticed that...' |
depth |
string |
Optional | "deep" |
How far down the rabbit hole. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/conspiracy-theory/generate?mode=connect&thing_one=IKEA&thing_two=the+moon+landing"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/conspiracy-theory/generate",
params={"mode": "connect", "thing_one": "IKEA", "thing_two": "the moon landing"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/conspiracy-theory/generate?mode=connect&thing_one=IKEA&thing_two=the+moon+landing" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
mode |
string |
The mode used |
theory |
string |
The generated conspiracy theory (connect/complete modes) |
theories conditional |
array |
Three contradictory theories (investigate mode) |
confidence |
string |
Confidence level as X/100 |
logical_leaps |
number |
Number of logical leaps made |
who_benefits |
string |
Vague suspicious answer |
disclaimer |
string |
Legal disclaimer |
Example Response
{
"mode": "connect",
"thing_one": "IKEA",
"thing_two": "the moon landing",
"theory": "The BILLY bookshelf was introduced in 1979 — exactly ten years after the moon landing. The Allen key, IKEA's signature tool, bears a suspicious resemblance to tools used in the Apollo program. Coincidence? The Swedish word for 'moon' is 'måne'. The IKEA store in Houston opened three blocks from NASA. We are not saying IKEA funded the space race. We are saying someone should look into it.",
"confidence": "67/100",
"logical_leaps": 4,
"who_benefits": "Swedish furniture cartels",
"what_they_dont_want_you_to_know": "The LACK table is load-bearing in zero gravity.",
"sources": [
"The Journal of Unlikely Correlations",
"A Reddit thread (deleted)",
"Our own investigation"
],
"disclaimer": "This is a generated conspiracy theory. It is not real. Probably."
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/conspiracy-theory/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
