Corporate Apology Generator
The Corporate Apology Generator produces board-approved apology statements for any corporate incident. Choose your audience (public, employees, investors, or regulators), your sincerity level (genuine through 'none'), and your delivery medium. The API will craft an apology that technically says sorry while admitting as little as possible. Tweet mode enforces a 280-character limit, which is more accountability than most companies prefer.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
offense |
string |
Required | — | What the company did. The API will make it sound accidental. |
company |
string |
Optional | "The Company" |
Company name. |
audience |
string |
Optional | "public" |
Who you're apologizing to. |
sincerity |
string |
Optional | "performative" |
How sincere to sound. |
medium |
string |
Optional | "statement" |
Delivery format. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/corporate-apology/generate?offense=data+breach&company=Acme+Corp&sincerity=legal"
import requests
response = requests.get(
"https://api.stupidapis.com/corporate-apology/generate",
params={"offense": "data breach", "company": "Acme Corp", "sincerity": "legal"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch( "https://api.stupidapis.com/corporate-apology/generate?offense=data+breach&company=Acme+Corp&sincerity=legal" ); const data = await response.json(); console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
apology |
string |
The corporate apology text |
what_actually_happened |
string |
Blunt truth |
what_this_admits |
string |
What the apology technically admits |
sincerity_score |
string |
Sincerity rating out of 100 |
legal_exposure_reduced |
boolean |
Whether legal risk was mitigated |
follow_up_incident_probability |
string |
Probability it happens again |
Example Response
{
"apology": "Acme Corp takes the security of our users' data seriously. We recently became aware of an incident involving unauthorized access to certain systems. We are working with leading cybersecurity firms to investigate. Affected users will be notified and offered 12 months of credit monitoring.",
"what_actually_happened": "They got hacked because someone used 'password123'",
"what_this_admits": "That an 'incident' occurred. Nothing more.",
"sincerity_score": "12/100",
"legal_exposure_reduced": true,
"follow_up_incident_probability": "when not if"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/corporate-apology/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
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