Jargon Translator

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The Jargon Translator converts between the two dominant languages of the modern workplace: Corporate and Human. Feed it 'let’s leverage our core competencies to drive stakeholder value' and receive 'let’s use what we’re good at to make people happy.' Or go the other direction and transform a simple request into something suitable for a board meeting. The formality parameter controls how unhinged the translation gets.

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Jargon Translator.exe
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The text to translate.
Translation direction: jargon-to-human or human-to-jargon.
Output formality: casual, formal, or unhinged.

Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description
content string Required The text to translate.
direction string Required Translation direction: jargon-to-human or human-to-jargon.
formality string Optional "formal" Output formality: casual, formal, or unhinged.

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/jargon-translator/translate?content=We+need+to+fire+some+people&direction=human-to-jargon&formality=formal"
import requests

response = requests.get(
    "https://api.stupidapis.com/jargon-translator/translate",
    params={"content": "We need to fire some people", "direction": "human-to-jargon", "formality": "formal"}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch(
  "https://api.stupidapis.com/jargon-translator/translate?content=We+need+to+fire+some+people&direction=human-to-jargon"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field Type Description
original string Your original text
translated string The translation
jargon_score number Jargon density of the output (0-100)
formality_level string Formality level of the output
corporate_readiness string Whether this is safe to send to leadership

Example Response

{
  "original": "We need to fire some people",
  "translated": "We are undertaking a strategic workforce realignment to optimize our organizational footprint and better position the company for future growth.",
  "jargon_score": 89,
  "formality_level": "formal",
  "corporate_readiness": "Board-ready. No one will know what you mean. That's the point."
}
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