Rejection Letter
The Rejection Letter API drafts a complete, dignified rejection per call. Greeting, body referencing committee deliberations and unprecedented quality of competition, encouraging closing, signed by a faceless body. Vagueness score is high by design.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|
kind |
string |
Required | — | What is being rejected. |
name |
string |
Optional | — | Applicant name. |
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/rejection-letter/write?kind=grant&name=Dr.+Park"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/rejection-letter/write", params={"kind": "grant", "name": "Dr. Park"})
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/rejection-letter/write?kind=grant&name=Dr.+Park");
const data = await response.json();
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
greeting |
string |
Salutation |
body |
string |
The letter body |
closing |
string |
Closing word |
signed_by |
string |
Who signed |
vagueness_score |
string |
High by design |
re_application_invited |
boolean |
Whether re-application is welcomed |
next_cycle_date conditional |
string |
Date if next cycle exists |
Example Response
{
"greeting": "Dear Dr. Park,",
"body": "Thank you for your interest in grant. After careful consideration, we will not be moving forward at this time. Although we received an unprecedented number of qualified submissions this cycle, we hope you will accept our regrets. We encourage you to apply again in a future cycle.",
"closing": "Sincerely,",
"signed_by": "The Selection Committee",
"vagueness_score": "94/100",
"re_application_invited": true,
"next_cycle_date": "2027-01-15"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/rejection-letter/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
