Ministry of Information
The Ministry of Information API issues a daily bulletin per call. Returns the bulletin number, title ("On Recent Matters"), three-sentence body in pure bureaucratic officialese, signatory, two achievements (recipients vague), one condemnation (the letter T pending review), classification, distribution, and the time of the next bulletin. The voice is generic mid-century official communique — no real country, no real regime; the joke is on the form.
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Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/ministry-of-information/issue"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/ministry-of-information/issue")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/ministry-of-information/issue");
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
bulletin_number |
number |
Sequential-looking bulletin id |
title |
string |
Bulletin title |
body |
string |
Three-sentence body of officialese |
signatory |
string |
Who signed it |
achievements |
string[] |
Two vague achievements |
condemned |
string |
One thing condemned |
classification |
string |
Routing/security marker |
distribution |
string |
Where the bulletin goes |
confidence |
string |
Always final |
next_bulletin |
string |
When the next bulletin issues |
Example Response
{
"bulletin_number": 4719,
"title": "On Recent Matters",
"body": "The Ministry confirms that recent matters have been resolved in the appropriate fashion. Productivity in the relevant sectors has exceeded all reasonable expectations. Achievements have been achieved. We are not at liberty to specify which.",
"signatory": "Deputy Director, Bureau of Daily Affairs",
"achievements": [
"a milestone reached in the customary corner",
"a new prize awarded (recipient: the Ministry)"
],
"condemned": "the letter T (pending review)",
"classification": "Approved for circulation",
"distribution": "all regional offices",
"confidence": "final",
"next_bulletin": "tomorrow, at the appointed hour"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/ministry-of-information/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
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