Fake Coffee Order
The Fake Coffee Order API generates one chaotic coffee order per call. Stitches together size, temperature, base, milk, syrup, modifiers, and one absurd request ("two pumps of guilt"). Returns the full order line, components, estimated price, prep time, and barista response.
Try It — No Seriously
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/order"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/order")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/order");
const data = await response.json();
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
order |
string |
The full order |
components |
object |
Order broken down |
estimated_price |
string |
Price |
estimated_prep_time |
string |
Prep time |
barista_response |
string |
Barista reaction |
Example Response
{
"order": "A grande iced lavender oat milk flat white, half decaf, no foam, two pumps of guilt.",
"components": {
"size": "grande",
"temperature": "iced",
"base": "flat white",
"milk": "oat milk",
"syrup": "lavender",
"modifiers": [
"half decaf",
"no foam"
],
"absurd": "two pumps of guilt"
},
"estimated_price": "$8.42",
"estimated_prep_time": "6 minutes",
"barista_response": "a polite nod and three minutes of silence"
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/fake-coffee-order/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
