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5 questionable tools in this category
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Evaluates your startup idea with the brutal honesty your friends won't give you. TAM is always $4 trillion.
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Calculates the true cost of that meeting invite. Measures waste in 'productivity coffins'.
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Analyzes your email for passive aggression and regret potential. Heavily weighted toward 'no'.
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Returns true and false simultaneously until observed. Quantum computing's most useless application.
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A sophisticated risk assessment engine that always returns the same answer. The answer is no.