Decision Making
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7 questionable tools in this category
Returns a would-you-rather question with two cursed options and a verdict on which is statistically worse.
Instant YC rejection for any startup idea. Encouragement included. Encouragement is not sincere.
Evaluates your startup idea with the brutal honesty your friends won't give you. TAM is always $4 trillion.
Calculates the true cost of that meeting invite. Measures waste in 'productivity coffins'.
Analyzes your email for passive aggression and regret potential. Heavily weighted toward 'no'.
Returns true and false simultaneously until observed. Quantum computing's most useless application.
A sophisticated risk assessment engine that always returns the same answer. The answer is no.
