Would You Rather
The Would You Rather API returns one cursed question per call. Both options are bad. One is statistically worse, and the API will tell you which. Ships with the reason and the option most people pick (which they should not).
Try It — No Seriously
Parameters
| Parameter | Type | Required | Default | Description |
|---|
Examples
curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/would-you-rather/ask"
import requests
response = requests.get("https://api.stupidapis.com/would-you-rather/ask")
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch("https://api.stupidapis.com/would-you-rather/ask");
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);
Response Schema
| Field | Type | Description |
|---|---|---|
option_a |
string |
First cursed option |
option_b |
string |
Second cursed option |
worse |
string |
"a" or "b" — the worse choice |
why |
string |
Reason for the verdict |
most_people_pick |
string |
What most people pick (and should not) |
Example Response
{
"option_a": "always speak in rhyme",
"option_b": "always answer in haiku",
"worse": "a",
"why": "option a is statistically worse",
"most_people_pick": "the second option, statistically. they should not."
}
MCP Access
This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/would-you-rather/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp
Use Pipeworx to connect this MCP tool to Claude, ChatGPT, and other AI assistants with no code.
