Always Seven

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Always Seven returns a random number between 1 and 10. The number is 7. It is always 7. We have looked into this extensively. Multiple independent audits have confirmed that the number is, in fact, 7. The investigation is closed. The force parameter allows you to request a different number. The request will be denied.

Try It — No Seriously

Always Seven.exe
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Ask why the number is 7. We don't have an answer.
Attempt to force a different number. Will not work. Has never worked.

Parameters

Parameter Type Required Default Description
question string Optional Ask why the number is 7. We don't have an answer.
force boolean Optional false Attempt to force a different number. Will not work. Has never worked.

Examples

curl "https://api.stupidapis.com/always-seven/generate?force=true"
import requests

response = requests.get(
    "https://api.stupidapis.com/always-seven/generate",
    params={"force": True}
)
print(response.json())
const response = await fetch(
  "https://api.stupidapis.com/always-seven/generate?force=true"
);
const data = await response.json();
console.log(data);

Response Schema

Field Type Description
number number The number. It is 7.
investigation_status string Status of the investigation into why it's always 7
evidence string Supporting evidence for the number being 7

Example Response

{
  "number": 7,
  "investigation_status": "Closed. The number is 7. We have accepted this.",
  "evidence": "7 out of 7 attempts returned 7. The sample size is 7. This is not a coincidence."
}

MCP Access

This API is available as an MCP tool for AI assistants. Connect your agent to:

POST https://api.stupidapis.com/always-seven/mcp
POST https://api.stupidapis.com/mcp

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